The Life Of One Alone

The life and thoughts of a widow.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Publicans And Sinners

I am standing with the publicans and sinners on Mordor. Bloody people, who do they think they are to victimise a person into changing a darn churchy icon thing because they don't like the person?

My Christian icon is hidden and I have requested a change to "seeker". I don't know what a seeker is as I never really looked into it, but it'll do because I'll just think I'm one of The Seeker's of the 1960's Pop Band.I rather liked Judith Durham's voice.

"Rockin' rollin' ridin'
Out among the (whatever)
All bound for Morningtown
Many miles away....."

hehehehe .....

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posted by Simonetta @ 10:14 PM  

26 Comments:

  • At 09 March, 2007 23:44, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    WHAT???!!!! YOU ARE NOT A SEEKER! What are you up to now??

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 17:11, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh, Seeker. I thought you said streaker. I wondered what the icon was for one of them.

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 18:57, Blogger Simonetta said…

    BLIMEY! Streaker of Mordor .... hmnnn ... got a nice sound to it though. I wonder if I suggest one of the members .... nah ... better not.

    I'll just let Denny have her little heart attack up there or down there or wherever she is.

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 22:14, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Thankyou.I will take my heart attack when I am ready. Sim, there is a rumour circulating around the family as to your health. Is there any truth in the seriousness of your condition regarding your lungs?
    You were a Dancer Sim, you had alot of breathing excercises for stage lifts,and for The Dance itself so what is going on?

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 22:24, Blogger Simonetta said…

    *sigh* Not to mention all the marching I did beating out those tattoes on the drums with the Brass Bands! Darn miles of it!
    No, and tell the family to shut up. It's not their place to be talking about me. Tell them to mind their own business or I'll send a hit squad down there to graffitti their mail boxes.

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 22:31, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sim ... did you get my email? No reply as yet dollface. ;)

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 22:35, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Simonetta! Answer me and stop making threats this instant! How serious is it. You only make threats when you have something to hide. Now TELL ME. Is the family right or wrong?

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 22:56, Blogger Simonetta said…

    What do you want me to do? The Ballet Of The Nuns? I don't make threats when I have something to hide so stop being facecious! I am fine! The family is always up the creek without a boat, always has been. Yak, yak, yak, that's their greatest pastime. Tell them to quit talking about me and pick on someone else for a change. They need a hit squad to drop flour bombs down their chimneys.

    Read, I answered your email hon.

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 22:58, Blogger Simonetta said…

    Who told them anyway???

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 23:10, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Never mind about who told them, answer the question and STOP grumbling!

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 23:36, Blogger Simonetta said…

    I'm not facing the Inquisition at this time of night. This us the time when I arrange for all my hit squads to fly to Tasmania to fix up my worries down in your end of Australia.

     

  • At 10 March, 2007 23:58, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    SIMONETTA!! ANSWER ME! The family isn't wrong with matters like this.

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 00:16, Blogger Simonetta said…

    Oh yeah? What about the time when they had one of the Aunties dead and buried verbally, and one of them fainted when they saw Auntie, fit as a fiddle, doing her shopping at Purity?!!! Never have I been so embarrassed in my WHOLE LIFE as when Ron sent my Condolence card back and she phoned me to THANK ME FOR THE FLOWERS!!!!

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 00:29, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That was a slight hiccup in the communication system. However, I want to know ABOUT YOU SO TELL ME!

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 12:05, Blogger Simonetta said…

    Slight hiccup????!!! SLIGHT???????

    Bulldust! How do you think I felt when I got a phone call from the Dearly Departed!! It took a week to get my eyeballs unstuck from the wall and a month for my hair to go down into place again!!

    That's what comes of talk, talk, talk! She HAD BEEN SICK!!!!

    How could I tell her I had been told she was dead?

    I AM FINE!!!! Expect water bombs down the fire place chimney in winter.

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 14:23, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I apologize.

    I must tell ya all that this blog does more to give me a laugh and lift my spirits than anything else in my life. Sad, but true.

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 19:16, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It is sincerely not necesary for you to apoligise red. I am only dealing with the most stubborn woman ever born when it comes to matters pertaining to her health!
    SIMONETTA!! IS IT TRUE YOU HAVE ONLY ONE MONTH TO LIVE??

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 20:07, Blogger Simonetta said…

    No probs red!!

    Denise, for Pete's sake tell me that isn't the latest gossip down there?

    What lying IDIOT is spreading that around????!!!!

    Of all the stupid, idiotic rumours I have ever heard from you mob down there that is ALMOST one of the best!

    Pass this around to them because I'm not in contact.

    Tell them to give their tongues a good holiday? They've got more front than a Departmental Store and enough cheek for another row of teeth!
    Gossip, gossip, GOSSIP! That's all you mob can do down there!

    You don't need a hit squad, you need the mafia to straighten you lot up. I'm ringing the pope.

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 20:10, Blogger Simonetta said…

    And what's more, I'm still sending the hit squad!!!!!

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 20:11, Blogger Simonetta said…

    In fact, I might send a Bikie gang
    to kick your dunnies down!

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 20:42, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How dare you mention the Pope in that fashion! Sim, but, and here I must emphasise the but, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! I BELIEVE THERE IS SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS THAN YOU HAVE ALLOWED ANYONE TO BELIEVE!
    You shut up mallee bull.

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 21:23, Blogger Simonetta said…

    Then don't believe me Denny! So, while I'm ringing the hit squad you can phone my hospital. My friend is on duty, she needs a good laugh as she hates night shift. Tell her I told you to phone too. That'll give you something to do for a change instead of listening to gossip.
    You know her.

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 22:30, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I have done that and thanks to you, I have been made look a fool by your friend who happened to laugh at me. This calls for drastic action. You may now Expect the TASMANIAN Hit Squad!

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 22:42, Blogger Simonetta said…

    Oh I am so frighted! The Taswegians are coming to get me!
    This leafs me breafless with fear coz the dear Tassie Hit Squad haven't got the brains to know where Victoria is. Oh, I am quite taken by breaflessness.
    Told you!! nyah,nyah,nyah!!!
    She phoned me and asked who the Tasmanian twit was on the phone.

    BLOOP BLOOPY DOO To YOO!

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 23:01, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ignoring your stupidity,I want to know something. When you go, I wish to have the portrait of Grandmother.

     

  • At 11 March, 2007 23:35, Blogger Simonetta said…

    No way! When she was alive did anyone care about her? No. The Aunt the portrait was left with tried in vain to find a home for it before she passed away and could not.

    Then, she thought of me and said. "I know who would adore it!" and she gave it to me. And I love that portrait dearly.

    Auntie J was so pleased it came to me! And, from me, it goes to my daughter.

    Sorry Denny, you should have loved Nan when she was alive instead of treating her the way you did.

    I have a clear conscience there. Do you?

     

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